The Matchas 5.5" (Stretch) Size:MPicture this: a beautiful deciduous forest, leaves rustling in the light warm summer breeze, the chirp of birds, and the ear splitting roar of the sasquatch. Now compress all that into a pair of stretchy, perfectly fitting shorts. These are they. Fit: These brown stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 5. 5 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials: Cotton and
Back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android
magically created entirely from inanimate matter - these are the shorts of your dreams
Self cinching elastic wrist cuffs for added warmth and better fit
Materials: Made out of 100% Polyester
we'll send you men's shorts or swim trunks
Commander of the Armies of the Plaid
The perfect trunks for cruising through West Hollywood on your way to the beach (feel free to substitute West Hollywood for wherever you're from and the beach for your neighbor's pool)
**Outlet Items Are Not Eligible For Returns/Exchanges**
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